Christopher Nolan should know better than to let me play with his characters when I'm sleep-deprived. This is my new favorite crack pairing.
FISCHER: Couldn't somebody have dreamt of a goddamn BEACH?
SAITO: Oh Mr. Fischer, won't you please dissolve your father's empire??
FISCHER: Well all right, but only if you come on a camping holiday with me.
SAITO: He asked me! He asked me![link]